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The Rind pt. 2: Rotten (A Collection of Songs Written and Recorded 2008​-​2023)

by The Pineapple Army

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This One 03:48
Find all the families Tell all the towns Cause this ones for Alton Brown Hide all the napkins Light up the mic Cause he'll party all damn night Cause he doesn't stop the motion 'Til the sunlight makes the stars go home And somehow finds a way to make Chuck Norris Wish he was never born
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You know it ain't easy having a beard Cause people look at me like I'm totally weird They always think I'm homeless when I'm taking back cans Jumping to conclusions, think I roam in a rapist van Plannin' an attack like I'm out of Afghanistan Puttin' me down 'til I'm flat on my back then Throw me out the grandstand, land in a trash can That's really not cool man I don't understand Sometimes I want to shave it but I can't Cause when a razor comes near it, it grows two hands And it grabs that motherfucker and it breaks in half And then somehow it lets out a sinister laugh I'm sort of worried but most of the time I let it do it's thing and pay it no mind Cause all in all he's an awesome dude Except when he gets in the way when I'm tryin' to eat food Bitch Havin' a beard This song is for the beard Oh, and cunnilingus, he gets in there too Soakin' up the juices of the glorious cooch Later in the day just to ruin the mood He'll let out that stink and empty the room But you gotta admit, I look like a pimp My beards got a cane and a mackdaddy limp Let me show you something thats totally sick I call 'em my pubes, they're like a beard for my dick Don't get too close or they'll get in your eyes Part them with your hands like the great divide Hold on for your life, arms and legs inside Fuck a mustache, we're goin' on a beard ride Bitch Havin' a beard This song is for the beard (You got a fuckin' beard) This song is for the beard (You got a fuckin' beard) That's dope
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Two tickets on a passage to paradise Pack no belongings cause they'll just weigh us down Hard candy: butterscotch and peppermint Six, colored vials and well-crafted decadence Train tracks over bridges and broken inns The crazy neighbors with their addled perspectives They'll share their message if I open my mouth And let them kiss me on the tongue I can't believe I went and did it again Now I'm sleeping alone in my bed and that's just fine I told the landlord that I'd pay him but I lied And now I have to leave the country again And I don't mind
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You keep changing back and forth Being cloned and stored by force But you are my only salvation Little, orange baby Cure salivation You are an arson in my hands That's okay, my little man You help me burn time to the floor My fears away forever more Many months have come and gone And I didn't expect I'd feel so alone But I have all my friends and we're still writing songs We're still building an army, we're still doing it stoned Focused on a brighter path Headway to highness, eager to laugh In the face of the totem that stands for our past If we just burn the bottom, we'll make room for the ash In hindsight I should have skipped the scenic route If my life had more holes I would have protected you But I crashed into a pumpkin patch
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The Suns beamin' down I'm sweatin' through my shirt I don't know if it's worth the tube tops and short skirts It's too hot and I'm not acclimated for the weather, God If you saw me shirtless you'd think that I got a sweater on I'm hairy and in the Summertime I get cooked I can't walk through the forest because people think I'm Bigfoot I'm not unapproachable, you have a question, you can ask it Just believe that I'm snatchin' all your picnic baskets Your dads watch for Sasquatch, I'm chillin' in the shade Munchin' on your sandwiches and drinkin' lemonade I'm tryin' to beat the heat but I'm drenched and I can't help it Damn it, planet, I can't stand it, man, I think I'm fuckin' meltin' The Suns gettin' closer, 'bout to crash into the Earth If I had an ocarina maybe I could save the world But my skins drippin' off, yeah, I think that I'm in trouble As you run to find some cover, please don't step into my puddle
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Screamofo 01:47
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PARTY OF ONE 01:24
Sitting down, rollin' a blunt Yeah, another one You thinkin' that I'm finally done? No way, I just begun We havin' fun A pint of rum and Hawaiian Punch for lunch Followed by another couple hundred blunts Fuck... okay, maybe bad idea I'ma stumble-thru the party lookin' for my beer Find a red cup, take a sip- "Ah, fuck" Tastes like ass, full of ashes and cigarette butts I'm givin' no fucks I see some ho-sluts I wanna introduce myself and get 'em suckin' both nuts I go up, trip over myself and throw up "Will someone please call all the ambulances? "No" "What?" Oh no, here we go If you gon' rush 'em high Then I'm gon' rush 'em low Hit 'em at the same time Take off the torso Then throw a peace sign at Alanis Morse Code Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! There's a party over here and you can't come Unless you got some liquor and a bag of blunts Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! There's a party over here, you can't come in So gets the fuck out but leave your girlfriend Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! There's a party over here but don't tell anyone I'm dog sittin' for my uncle while he's on vacation Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! There's a party over here that I threw for myself This is literally the worse that I've ever felt
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Hard AF 02:27
I’m so hard. There ain't nothing that can stop her. I’m so hard. Gotta go and see a doctor. I’m so hard theres diminishing returns Every time I try I fail and I guess I’ll never learn If you get it, then you got it it’s a simple as that Calling Jollybeard talented’s like a hat on a hat If I fall you will follow me to the end of the map So when my balls in your jaws you’ve fallen into my trap Or is it me who’s been foolish, my jewels are clenched in the vice Calcium cuts like a knife, but the warm saliva feels nice My eyes connect with your eyes and before I can think twice My fucking testes disconnect with a tug and a slice Oh man, I’m screaming and crying, theres blood all over the floor I try to wrap it in a towel and I look for the door I instinctively PKW, but realize theres no time I gotta get the fuck outta here before I bleed out and die My legs are getting heavy as I book for the exit My ankles caught in a bear trap, it snaps shut and breaks it And as I fall on my ass, a teardrop streams down my face I’ll give a 3 out of 5. It was an okay Tinder date. My head is all wrapped in plastic, not sure bout my torso. My arms and hands have been lovingly crammed down the disposal. My blood and organs are kept fresh, any time that she needs And the rest of me’s buried, pushing up daisies for bees. I’m so hard, homie, keep it on the lo-lo I’m so hard, got me hangin like Solo I’m so hard that I’m probably compensating For a microscopic penis that can’t satisfy a woman
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The denizen swollen like a pufferfish Rotting away from the inside, another missed chance The angels all dance The anglerfish glance in their direction, cast judgement and then look away This body is power The motives are fed into the mind and then kindly disposed of The ideals are flawless, no god and no government Search for the meaning inside of, in spite of it The answer lies in them anglerfish eyes The answer lies in them anglerfish eyes The answer lies in them anglerfish eyes The answer lies in them anglerfish eyes
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Eatin' a Ass 04:34
I'll regale you with a tale since you just had to ask Took my cat to the vet, found a cancerous mass Before Lincoln was shot, he said, "this too shall pass" I'm gonna drown all my sorrows by eatin' a ass Eatin' a ass, yes, I'm eatin' a ass Yeah, I'm puttin' in that work, I'm completin' them laps You'd think my name was Brian Dunn, yeah, it's me from your past There's two things that I love, they're both eatin' a ass If you wanna know the truth, well, it's hard to disguise My middle name is Analingus and it ain't no surprise I got a taste for your grapefruit, say please and thank you I don't like eatin' ass, just kiddin', I lied Cause I'm eatin' a ass, yeah, I'm eatin' a ass Your butt plus my tongue, honey, you do the math Conservatives wanna cancel me for teaching a class About Pythagorean theorem and eatin' a ass I was talkin' to your grandma, she was callin' me a cutie I took her to the movies, got some ice cream, tutti-fruity I plastered her with pleasantries, considered it my duty And five minutes later, I was lickin' her asshole A rascal, and I'm movin' in fast though Put my lips up on your trumpet, I'm a master of brass, yo Gonna eat my Fruit Loops, gotta follow my nose It's my tongue all in your jungle, bring me into the fold Cause I'm eatin' a ass, yo, I'm eatin' a ass I'm blowin' on your donut like the breezes in France You can call me Alex Horne because I'm inkin' a task And I seal it with wax, then I'm eatin' a ass My time starts now, put my feet on the gas Got a reason why I shouldn't? Better think of it fast Even if your rear end be stinkin' of trash I'll put on a bandit mask cause I'm eatin' your ass Yeah, I'm eatin' a ass, yes, I'm eatin' a ass It's not without it's risks, got my knee in a cast All the time in the world, yeah, I need it to last Cause I'm spendin' every second try to eat up your ass Give me another chance because I'm tryin' to impress I'm an ass man, I don't care about breasts I guarantee ya, It's a promise, better yet, it's a threat I'll put your ass on my head because I'm passin' the test Yo, this is just a song about goin' to school Oh wait, no it's not, I'm a ass eatin' fool I didn't mean to get sidetracked, would you tell me it's cool If I fill up your asscrack with a gallon of drool We can chill by the pool, we can play in the sand Watch a movie or two but you know my real plans I'm not into fancy dinners or meetin' your friends Unless they want to get together, watch me eatin' your ass Cause I'm eatin' a ass, girl, I'm eatin' yo ass I'm writin' this while drivin', bout to be in a crash Put this song on your iPod, put your speakers on blast Roll all the windows down and also your pants I saw ya momma packin' ass, yeah, she lookin' like snack Bout to get me some puddin', bout to eat the whole pack Bite her peach with my teeth, I don't mean to be crass But you know my hole goal, I'm tryin' to be your new dad Yeah, I'll take you to the park, we can both have a catch You want a sno-cone? Here's a bit of my cash Need a shoulder to cry on? I'll be there in a flash Cause you know it ain't easy eatin' a ass No, this ain't a bridge, ain't no Billy Goat's Gruff But I'm tryin' to tongue fuck ya deep in your butt Wanna taste what you ate datin' back to a month Wanna kiss you goodnight cause I think I'm in love With eatin' a ass, yo, I'm eatin' ya ass I'm a secret assoholic, yeah, I'm sneakin' a flask I'mma read you your rights cause you're under arrasst I'mma sentence you to life of me eatin' yo ass Snoop, sign me to your label cause I'm freakin these raps About breathin' the grass and also eatin' a ass I think the offers expired but I believe there's a chance That I just wrote the sweetest rap about eatin' a ass Yes, I'm eatin' a ass, oh yeah, I'm eatin' a ass Whether you like it or not, I'll be stealin' the stash Causin' trouble in your treble, all the bass in your bass I'm makin' my demands, want my face in your ass This is gettin' out of hand, you can call me needy I don't care who I am, as long as you Rikishi If you don't get the reference I'll get the referee Gonna get the DQ and the 1, 2, 3 Yeah, 4, 5, 6, yeah, I'm countin' the licks I ain't stoppin' at 10, yeah, I'm gettin' my wish I forgot what I'm sayin', Snoop, what did you ask? Man, it doesn't really matter cause I'm eatin' a ass
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DARKSOULS2 03:13
E-Bizzle, and here's my business card It has my number and an indicator any time my dick is hard I'm spittin' wicked bars on and off the movie screen In between my motion picture hits I'm doin' gooey green I used to know words but now I blow herbs Whenever there's some weed to smoke, I always go first And now my throat hurts but I'm a soldier Got some AK-47 and some Blue Dream and some Church No merch, just bandcamp I'm makin' no dollar bills and no fans, man Still have a beard.. and a stache and.. When you add it all up, that's all I have Still not shavin', still Doc Davin' Hit them trees when I get the cravin' Not Wes, I'm blessed With too much stress and high blood pressure I'm better than ever, clever Big Cheddar, heavy sweater A meta editor read it on Reddit data boards A beta-lord, got Alpha-5 and Omegazord I'd pay it forward but I'm super poor and I can't no more I try to sympathize with all my fears but I can't surmise Just why guys die when they give their lives And that's why I can't drive 55, right? Doc Dave make ya daughter sex slave Get a crave case chaser, he's makin' her misbehave He's takin' her to a cave He's rapin' her in the face Now she can't breathe, gaggin', leave her gapin' like a dragon No you can't leave cause it's hard I see you got that ceaseless discharge I got a giant spear, I'm a royal guard It doesn't matter if you're dead if your souls dark Got humanity, man up and man the vanity ......Sean Hannity .... I can't wait I'm so fuckin' hollow Dark Souls 2 comes out tomorrow
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Majula 01:17
I woke up bewitched How did I arrive in the Things Betwixt? Blinkin' my eyes, I picked up a stick Started swinging it blindly, miss after miss (after miss, after miss) I've already died The last that's clear is it's one giant eye And a mouth full of teeth being closed around my inability Burnin' an effigy, namin' my character, learnin' my history Makin' my way through tutorials Skippin' the lesson, ended up in the Boreal Rewind, reset, come across the memorial How many people have died tryin' to conquer their horrible fate "Chosen Undead" you all laugh in my face Emerald Herald will show me the way Seek out the King, he's the ruler But I will usurp and become the leader of Majula I trekked through the forest defiantly Killed the Last Giant, he ripped off his arm and he died Then I felled the pursuer, got to the Cathedral of Blue a bit later Slain the Dragon Slayer Awe, man, I'm tired, I need to refill my estus Sit at the bonfire, take a rest, but I'm only halfway through my quest, fuck! Get back up, I'd consider me a winner Soul Speared the Iron King and Estoc'd the Lost Sinner Came upon the Rotten and reduced him to a major Cut off both the heads of the Duke's Dear Freja Bring all the souls to the castle, my goal Get betrayed by the Queen just like Vendrick of ole Realize that I've done this a thousand times over And accepted my fate as the chosen Dark Soldier
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You're magic You may not know it but you are It's tragic Your body free from any scars Bad habits That give your people character Without them You're no better You have your face And your clothes And your music And your friends And your cellphone And social networking You're meeting all the ends But when we're alone and you're naked You look like everyone else Except for your head So give me your head Except for your head So give me your head So please release your inner scene And be photogenic for me Because when I feast, you're nothing to me But a pretty face So please release your inner scene And be photogenic just for me Because when I feast, you're nothing to me But a pretty face
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Fruitless 05:01
Why am I here? The question burns hot I can't accomplish goals My future is rot On the log of my life On fire, on track Onward to misfortune On top of my back My nervousness rising My insides are writhing I keep on living while I keep on dying I don't want these answers, I just want to quit Nothing to stop me, nothing to write anymore All my topics all lead back to the same grave The hole I dug years ago back when I first was enslaved The path I paved was fruitless, not a life saved Just taken away, taken away from me I don't want these skeletons, I just want a part of speech One tiny line on my vocabulary I don't want my head back, you can keep it I just want to know why you left me alive The bones exceed your bonuses The cons outweigh the pros The speech you bastardize each night covers up the pose The makeup that you slur together can't make up the clothes I want you out of my house Keep your voice down The bars you frequent frequently are houses in disguise You stalk them with your cellphone ready to call up random guys I'm just here to be a hero but I see it in your eyes I'm a taxi, just a used up night But I've been thinking harder everyday you cloud my motives I'm not working for you, I don't have to reach a quota I could turn you off instead of bringing you along So goodnight, have fun drowning in a song about a boy Who couldn't rescue you I haven't left the city The world is just too big I'm not infatuated by your everlasting swigs You're tired Try to get some sleep but the pounding in your head.. It's me Trying to keep you up
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It's me, Claudio Sanchez It's... me... Claudio Sanchez Uh oh ohuh oh oh oh Ohuh oh ohuh oh uh oh Oh oh ohuh oh uh oh Ohuh oh ohuh oh uh oh Do you want to read my comic books? With me, Claudio Sanchez Ohuh oh oh oh Claudio Sanchez Ohuh oh
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Safe place You'll never escape I just want to see the sky again I just want this captivity to end I don't want to be in this box Under the ground I know where you are But I can't get to you Closed in You'll never know the difference I just want to touch the earth again I don't know why these things are happening But they're happening I just want to know the meaning of I don't need these synthetic drugs
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MT. 02:06
Way up on top of a mountain, I got a home Just me in a cave sittin' with a candle alone Pontificatin', waitin', I hear the wind as it moans He's the only friend I have but he gets mad and it blows I don't remember the last time that I had a memory and it gets to me That's why I've been keeping a diary I thought I was being bright but the words that I write Somehow kept disappearing overnight, alright So I'm like, "that's weird" Still I was bored so still I wrote about how much that it snowed Because it's all that I know The last thing that I remember is the nightmare before Where I wake up and start again just starin' into the cold Cold, cold, null, void, old Soul pulled out and sold Ready or not, the plot thickens There is more than a feeling that I gotta stop eatin' drippins fallin' off of the ceiling Although it's appealing I have to find some order and meaning To get myself off of this mountain before I die here I'm freezing Believin' I'm seeing demons I hear 'em scremin' Tellin' me their gonna slip inside my ears when I'm sleepin' and get to eatin' And so it goes, got icicles in my nose Toes froze, woes growin' and growin' and I'm a host I beat my fists bloody punchin' into the posts As I laugh, it ain't funny Now I'm yellin' at ghosts Now I'm mad at them Because they won't stop chittering, chattering, it's maddening I still don't want to believe this is happening But actually, I don't have a say in the matter So I go back to the diary and keep writing the letters Hopin' it'll get better Little do I know, I'm the cause My joints become stiff My knuckles covered in frost My breath, beyond visible, seepin' out of my jaws My death, progressed: critical In a blizzard of awes
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If I need some direction, do you think I'm gonna share that with you? The captain goes down with the ship And if he doesn't, he's a coward Yeah, I need moral guidance like I need another hole in my head This game is less than relevant Let's see who has the power I'm not ready for what's next I've seen too many things and I'll be damned if I'll see anymore I can't believe that it's come to this I've given up my time to talk to you What have I done? Why did I do that? I wasted all this time I could have been doin' something else Why did I waste my whole life?
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I woke up beneath the Sunset Tree It confirmed what I firmly believe in See, it's as simple as a blade of grass All it does is breathe If it rained diamonds, we'd be rich But we'd forget the more there is The more they will increase in pricelessness This ship runs on confidence And constant spirits, honest spirits Promise and a bland appearance Take the trouble with the treants Nothing like living in the Westland Wasteland Think you can take our joy when you take our things? We'll throw a party with all of the best men Gonna get real high, gonna grow green wings So grab your barrel if you play the drums Our captain plays 360, our pilot does the drugs Sing a song, if you think it's dumb, sing a song Just give it a go cause you can't go wrong This ship runs on confidence And constant spirits, honest spirits Promise and a bland appearance Take the trouble with the treants It seems that if we grew a forest then we'd have a place to stay We'll plan our schemes by the order We'll plant our seeds by the water For lonely artists who are tired and they need a place to stay We'll build our homes to the thunder We'll sing our songs to the water For the magic that remains in our periphery It's just slightly out of reach Don't keep reaching Start building Even if supplies are scarce, keep building If the windows slamming shut, keep building When the darkness covets light, keep building The darkness and the light keep building
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PMBACNGDA 05:04
Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Becoming a cyborg Never again Never again Never again Never again Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Becoming a cyborg Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead He's never gonna die again Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead He's never gonna die again Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Never again becoming a cyborg Paul is dead Never again Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead He's never gonna die again Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead He's never gonna die again Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Becoming a cyborg Never again Never again Never again He's never gonna die again Never again Never again Never again Never gonna die Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Never again Never again Never again Never gonna die again Never again Never again Never again Never gonna die again Paul McCartney Paul is dead Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul is dead and he's never gonna die again This song is about Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Never again Never again Never again Never ever ever ever Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead He's never gonna die again Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead He's never gonna die again Paul Paul McCartney Paul Paul McCartney Never Never Never Never gonna die again Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul McCartney becoming a cyborg Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead Paul is dead He's never gonna die again I feel everything Never could see any other way
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That beach is no ordinary beach That beach has black sand I've heard stories Multiple variations None of them good, all of them sad Pool full of money, fools take the bait Swear on your life and spread the plague We have an epidemic on our hands We would if we had hands But the illness took our hands Now we use our mouths for menial tasks And for other less menial tasks Is there someone who can save us from this fate Cure all side effects that end in death Count your regrets Annihilate the patient, that's what we want to see Save the world properly Get used to being lonely
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Pickin' off the elderly, BLAM! Sniper rifles for sale Grenades made for you hand Better hope they don't fail Sellin' nukes to children living overseas Startin' war in revenge for their families Cause they put 'em in sweatshops, makin' bigger factories Branchin' out to Canada, workin' on a masterpiece Fuckin' like a rabbit makin' endless batteries Livin' like a hermit that masturbates perpetually Pissin' off the elderly guys And all the elderly gals They gettin' rid of their wives Sharks in search of a whale Killin' babies with knives Not even goin' to jail Put in charge of your family Puttin' bombs in your mail Openin' a superstore is lots of fun When you don't have to worry 'bout conglomerations I'm a little businessman in a suit Sellin' guns and knives to little kids, bitch
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Are you happy where you are? Do you wish that it was more? Do you know exactly how far You would go to gain possession of your nightmares? Who's that man who silhouettes your doorframe? It's okay, you can tell me his name I promise that everything will be okay Fall asleep, let cliches take your head away I fell through this hole then it became 3-D in front of me I was in a tunnel, the light was nowhere to be seen I started to panic, this place is scary and dark and I'm claustrophobic I'll tear this passage apart This will only happen if you let it I don't know if I'm ready for this Backmasked a message to kill all your kids I hide in a mask with tiny eye slits It's hard to see anything else Besides what I'm looking at And all I see is myself wearing this stupid mask If I take it off Will I see muscle? Will it hurt? Will I see God?
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Ben Stiller 01:23
Back to basics Thievery displacement Moral defacement Consumers are impatient You should feel guilty You should be hanged Stealing from millionaires Without touching a bank Pocket 1's and 0's and decimals in your eyes Evil isn't idle on the better side of lies Get a gun you greedy, greedy, greedy man Shoot the child where he stands My God, what have you done?
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Take me away from here please I have no right to call this home I'm a mistake, a reject, I know it and accept it Now I need to make this right I'm a loser, an other, something or another again Somewhere in this world their is an island for misfit boys Who want to poison everyone that they used to love But were abandoned by and the only way to break the curse Is to poison everyone they used to love Poison everyone they used to love Somewhere out in space there is a planet that's inhabited By all the different kinds of different things that are too awesome How to think about or think aloud cause either one will hold you down It's best to just keep quiet about this miracle you've conjured on your own This miracle you've conjured on your own On your own On your own On your own Own Somewhere in this world their is an island for misfit boys Who want to poison everyone that they used to love But were abandoned by and the only way to break the curse Is to poison everyone they used to love That they used to love Love
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He's a freak off the leash Budget cousins Siamese freaks Speak in the name of the freak Shriek in the name of the freak You couldn't be more wrong You couldn't be more wrong Calling all freaks
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An idea of Gabriel's The herald angel's glowing face Trumpeting a tell-all tale of destiny Important mission, fisheye vision and a bonus spin Lotto, jackpot, sixty-million innocents And sixty-million insects Living under us Making nature flow Making nature grow Growing babies Diligently digging desperately in search of water That we'll use to send our children up the creek They will grow up never knowing just how much we love them But we do With all our hearts and all our bodies and all our being if we have to Getting bigger all the while Traveling further down the Nile Into a tunnel, a man-made tunnel that wasn't there before Getting stronger all the time Living half a dime behind isn't living but it's fine If you've been thinking of cashing it in Even days can be controlled if you know how If know who to talk to, you can build a home Fit for raising a child Fit for babies An idea we took from someone else and made it ours We put a spin on it and made something magnificent Water brings us flowers, brings us dollars, begin power struggle Now, we're on the top, we are significant
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Fires in AA 01:37
It's rainin' in Ann Arbor Better get the party started Call the cops and get the guards We're playing drinking games with cards Light the blunt up, it's on you Let's get some shroomage in that stew So tell Tom, he says it's cool We gettin' wrecked on Witch's Brew And know that this is not a joke This is happening Hellfire, brimstone rising from the unknown Pale horse comin' home to pastel paints and a crooked crown You know it ain't gettin' better, we gon' be let down No, that's not a cool sweater, shits packed with down ...and we all gon' drown Sing "oh oh oh oh" Yeah, kick it like that Poetic like Jack Buck skinnin' a cat Jackin' it like Jack Black slappin' the bat So now we ain't welcome? What's up with that? Give it back and that's that No hazmat hat Just Jomo jammin' on a Sax Man Jacksonville Still with a bucket of pills Yeah, yeah Something else Get down, c'mon Doin' fitness, everybody exercise (Do the energy drink!) Right here gonna exercise Do some pushups and some shit Get down to size Yeah, uh... jumping jacks Or fuckin... chin-ups... somethin' like that I don't fuckin' know Too many swear words Ad-libs are terrible Singin' a song
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Thru 2 Ypsi 00:53
The fires movin' through to Ypsi, that's shitty I don't want to lose one of my favorite cities One of my favorite ditties is "Banjo King" I'm not joking, this is happening I'm rap-singing like it's "Bad as Me" Tom Waits waits but this is baffling Some plastic rings with decoders in 'em Glow in the dark when the light goes missin' Okay, so the mission is lost Our direction criss-crossed Like a boss with too much sauce Ivan Ooze, Andross, mechanical Jaws I'm handling bras, panties and your socks I'm doing your laundry You should be thankful I'm doing your laundry It's not like you were gonna do your laundry So, shit, man, give me some credit for doing your laundry You think this is a god damn joke? Just give me some quarters and I'll go do your laundry I know it's a funny song but I'm serious I will do your laundry if you supply me with the things I need to do you laundry... ...really I'm just trying to steal your clothes
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Please leave before I start changing And you are forced to do something resulting in my ending So please, please leave Go on without me
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There's a pocket for a district Every judge produces misfits nowadays It must pay to be a dirty little leech Suck blood while hanging underneath my arms with charm You sentence me to change the city There's that familiar fingerprint In the dark, dank dust of parliament Let's start changing the world and elect a black president Erect a brand new monument Car wrecks for the the despondent All the signs are labeled "wanted" Haunted by the good and honest All because you were on it Demotivated by our fate Prepare to practice dates Bye friends, it's getting late Thanks for the birthday Your sentence reads like any other Fucked up then hung up by another Let me breathe it out As I read aloud that foggy cloud We'll gather round Try to bum us out, instead it bumps me down Gather round, try and hear me out because I'm laughing I'm your pretty music Singing, dancing, suffocating I'm still waiting for the Pope to die I'm your atheistic clown I deserve this frown, I digress When I started, did I have a nest? And am I such a mess? When I started was I such a mess?
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Answer? 02:33
You think you're built like a fortress But trust me, you're not that important You're out in the open And nothing to show for it Where's the mortar? Where's the builder? Where'd the plane land? Where's the main man? What's the price of your head today? Does it escalate rapidly and then slowly deflate? You better am-scray before it's too late Where's the bad guy? Where's the blue dye? Where'd the hope go? Out the window? We need to stop and think Why did we leave? What have we become? What we have left, what do we have left? When nothing is right, what's left? What's left? When nothing is right, what's left?
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Tell me a story and I'll tell you a better one Everybody's running inside to hide from the cold The Winds of Change whistlin' I'm at the door listenin' Learnin' to better myself Learnin' to better myself Learnin' to better myself Sometimes the Crown weighs heavy on my head Somebody get me medicine I'm never going out again
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Rep 01:03
Sup, baby gir, how you doin'? What's new? I'm E-Bizzle and I'm gonna show you What I do with my wang When I pull it out and we go to Chinatown, what? I didn't think that rhymed but that's okay because I am fat paid And I get laid, I'm real made, I drive a '23 Escalade That's right, a car before it existed I made a point but, bitch, you must have missed it I drive the motherfucker up and down the street ....something... something... sweet talk them with my dick. Yeah, I fucked Lil' Waynes daughter Sex in the vagina (WHAT?) Sex in the vagina (VAGINA) Sex in the vagina (WHAT?) Sex in the vagina (VAGINA) Sex in the vagina (WHAT?) Sex in the vagina (VAGINA) Sex in the vagina (WHAT?) Sex in the vagina (VAGINA)
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My Vagina 02:53
So raw and delicate Never been celibate Nothing to celebrate Now I'm the surrogate I'm pregnant and expecting Another on the way They grow up so quickly They never wanna stay I'm beat, I thought you'd protect me Sometimes I cry for no reason I caught fire, got burned by some bad folk Poked holes in my perfect plan I broke up over a Cosmopolitan then opened up and learned I grew up in a world with no men but now I can please any one of them I crack up at the slightest hint of stability I will keep up the neighbors They don't need to sleep, they need to call the police
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Here we go, slow, blowin' on dro Show to perform but we simply too stoned "I knew we shouldn't have smoked before" "I know but we did and we're here. Get it under control" I look up at Alex and noticed he's grown No, it's me "Am I shrinking?" Look's at me like "no" Walks away, leaves me standing there cold and alone I cried "wee, wee, wee" all the way home We're scraped together and basic veterans We're way better than ancient weapons And now that the planet has finally stopped spinning We're right where we ought to be It's really happening Soon, soon the blood red balloon Will go pop, we'll get caught in a storm and then boom We'll end up in a hospital stuck on the moon With one doctor, a monster, a Judoon platoon They're snooping for goons but can only find humans Marooned with no food yet the nuisance eludes them Corners the doctor equipped with a straw and starts sucking the life out his body If you're ever feeling low Life's hard, you're downtrodden Go ahead and plant a cleaver in the top of someone's noggin Pull it out, dig your fingers in, grab hold of each side And peel until the look just like a capital Y Oh no, it's too late to go You're stuck here forever so enjoy the show The whole goal was to swallow your soul Now we pucker up, suck her, what fun is this though? You get thinner and thinner, we found us a winner Worn down to a splinter to pick out our dinner We use the whole buffalo just so you know Not a trace goes to waste we make paste from your bones Yeah, you're facing nascent, patient cannibal Salivating, I'm waiting for oil to boil Fricassee ya, fricken see ya Catch and tore ya, pleased to eat ya I'm mad at the man at the head of the table I slice off a slab and I take off, I'm able To murder it, murderous monster, my title I tattle a little, my fiddle is final I save ya for later, ya tell Dave, I slay ya Filet ya for days like it aged and I'll cook you And I serve it bland, don't need any taste We severed like skin Together we scraped
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Further now into the grass Purged deep out of your mind Descend ye now beyond the maps Writhing deep within our blind Shake your spear in flame Set your shield in stone Soak your helm in blame Steel your heart in bone Forever have we waited for our lives to come to this In this moment we are wasted from our tribal, battle bliss Do not forget the courage that you all have shown today We shall never be greater than the soldiers that we play So shall we fight until the end We're the Gods of our own destiny Shall we die beside our friend Be part of the book that someday they will read Be part of the book that someday they will read When we are free When we are free When we are free When we are free Free to make our choices and our voices will be heard Free to fly as high above the sky, above the birds Free to make our choices and our voices will be heard Free to fly as high above the sky, above the birds When we are free When we are free When we are free When we are free
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Lying in fields, looking upwards Dreaming of time machines Muttering madness in monotone A castaway freak on an island of ghosts That can see him but he can't see them The girls go to college to learn about knowledge The boys stay at home, just getting stoned When all this is over, we'll find out who's better
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Stoned 02:49
What the fuck am I doing? This is embarrassing I should be lighting up a blunt while soaked in kerosine Standing in front of a mirror burning But you won't hear me scream You're busy doing something else, monitoring computer screens Talkin' to some other guy silently cause I'm not listening Not paying attention to the signs when I probably should be I'm too busy gettin' high, playin' Halo 3, tryin' not to die Because I think this is important Keepin' myself happy requires everything in order Savin' up my quarters, takin' cans to the store And turn them in for cash so I could get some gas So I could meet your ass and you could smoke my stash And there's no time for sex, you have to study for class Or it's that time of the month and I'm not fuckin' with that And your cramps extra bad so you need extra grass Now the weekends over so it's back to my Dad's Get out the bong, relax, roll up a couple of zags Halo: Reach is comin' out, let's get the beta, hell yeah Bet it's gonna be rad, hey Daddy, puff puff pass I guess it's good to be back where I'm comfortable I'll just do this forever, it's fuckin' wonderful Get so fuckin' high that the skies open wide Just enough so I can fly to another world I wish it didn't have to be so complicated We could just stay high and fly and be naked But you were turned off and now I have to face it I shouldn't have went to your parents stoned What the fuck was I thinking Oh yeah, I remember The weather was turnin' it was the middle of November Thought things were gettin' better But never, you are the shredder Takin' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, drop a couple letters And leave me with a shell of what I used to remember Now cut that in half, I use a chemical sever Eternal Sunshine, my Clementine, I wanna forget her It doesn't take half a brain to know whenever, whatever I will survive the endeavor, R. Kelly hot with Berettas I have to think of something quick because it's not what you tell 'em There's no narrator to time out and give you a lesson You either get it on your own or else you're left to guess Then you get a crazy notion to head out to the West And get four quarters, each with a different scent I can't remember the names cause I was so crazy blazed That part of my memory banks were erased Vacation ends, on the airplane back to Michigan One extra "boy howdy" because me and Dad snuck on a couple of brownies Everybody's gettin' rowdy, the whole damn cabin turned into a party There were elephants there gettin' daggered on the dance floor by a marmoset with purple hair
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Leucistic 02:31
Sealed in the resin The absence of reason The season of seizure A family of trees Waiting for a moment to strike Just like, we were hangin' on a limb We were moths to the light We didn't see it coming Two ships in the night We thought that it was all for naught And we were right The seeds we sew might feed the crows But I need to know who did this And if it's so impossible Then how's it so leucistic Draw the bows, nock all the arrows We wear our albino apparel Lose the target in the snow Like hunting parties in a barrel The seeds we sew might feed the crows But I need to know who did this And if it's so impossible Then how's it so leucistic String the feathers round your neck Where did it appear? Clip your wings, you are no raven Cause that would be weird
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The Peak 02:49
You're waiting for the toxins all to pass There are never enough blankets despite the copious amounts we have We're ready for the peak to finally hit While you writhe around in agony, you realize that's barely the start of it The radios left on It plays the muffled song As it reaches the crescendo, the gravity feels wrong Somewhere, there's a lighthouse on the shore The waves assault the stones while someone locks the door This time it's worse than what you thought As you're craving that release from the illness that you caught You're clawing out your eyes Your demons recognized The thing clinging to your ceiling is the thing you need to exercise The reason for this feeling is the help that you have ostracized
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Does lopsided lactose leave you lachrymose? Dilapidated, very scary sewer dwellers from the cosmos Try and pry like private eyes Piratize and scry your mind Deducing and deciding how to vie for your insides Take a bite of your armpit That's how they get it started This ain't the Black Eyed Peas They know exactly where your heart is You the dearly departed it Devoured and discarded I'll be sure to tell your loved ones that you give them your regards But you were launched off the broadway They lunched on and gnawed They left very little of you, yes, they ate all they wanted Cause you were made into a buffet It's all that you can eat and they be eatin' you all day Compliments to all the chefs You never hear a "check please" You're served as human burgers Cause you're nothing more than dead meat Gonna take more than one guy who considered it a hobby To count up all the kills Cause you gon' barely be a body
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Bad man's world and I'm takin' a stand You know I wasn't born bad any more than Thor and I don't hold hands cause it's gross to romance I don't support that and it's given me no chance Vince McMahon on a picnic, sayin' how he pictured it different Stayin' in a nitpicked stance I don't wanna dance I don't wanna get in another chick's pants, let's just say friends Maybe we give a way and getaway to France Maybe we can lick away the tasty part on stamps Maybe I'm in over my heard It's like I'm swimmin' in a barrel in apparel of lead Unh Maybe I should sneak away and slip between the cracks Maybe I'm a puff of smoke and you're an empty pack Maybe I'm a pile of shit here to fertilize the future that you're makin' with him, bitch Bad guys comin' and they gummin' up the plumbin' They runnin' and dunkin', suckin' to the fuckin', pumpin' Hump 'em and dump 'em just like they gunnin' For a funnin', a Funyun, a fuckin' funeral Hummin' a hymnal, give 'em the signal, cause it's a-
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First, wipe your feet Then leave your shoes at the door Then scooch your patootie, get closer, get more You want some lasagna? Then you gotta promise that you know the score Four lovely ladies who lavishly lay thee on down It's a hot Florida night in the dark part of town Medicare? In a minute here, we're gonna need St. Olaf to bring in emergency teams To pick up the pieces of pelvis all over the scene To put 'em together in Savannah heat To mail you back home to old Sicily Send kisses from me Thank you for bein' a friend Travel down the road and back again Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante Thank you for bein' a friend
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Hello, how's your dolmen doing? Make a funny face and freeze For fifteen years you must remain So ugly looking, taunted, teased There aren't any more songs to steal There aren't any more feelings to fake The basket I've kept fully stocked might as well be bare We need to take things seriously Like, what the hell was that last night? We need to get our heads on straight And make some important phone calls We need prove something to someone else Or something bad will happen or else We'll always be remembered as being no one Or nothing The throat on fire is good The face in ruins is better Crawl down the street Eat the shoes off the feet Flip up the slip in the dark Leave such a mess that they'll tell tall tales Made entirely of speechless remarks I've befriended several freaks With candles instead of souls They showed me the only way I'll ever grow Is by nurturing what I already know It's a long, hard road With barely anything to show When it ends If it ever ends If it ever ends
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Stand back and do the countdown 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, I'm taking off now And you all look like ants but you're not as strong as ants And it's a bright day but I can't tell There's a window but it's crystal and it's cracked in the middle And everything looks like it's a spider or a fly and I'm a bird But I have nowhere to go So I sing and it sounds pretty to some But to others it just gets annoying And they want me to shut up so they can get more sleep But no, there's nothing you can do I can sing all I want and I'm singing to you And the words to this song are very meaningful But you don't speak bird If you live here, you should learn the language So as time goes by you'll notice there is more to what you see It makes no difference, it's an action just to be So when they clip your arms, you're no longer a scarecrow You're a child, you're a pile of blindfolds Think fast, here comes a hard one In the form of fifty million smart bombs Just because you're underground doesn't mean you're safe for harm And I try to float on with a wing and a prayer That goes out to anyone who's waiting, wanting to share It's not a novel if you don't write it down anywhere
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I really don't wanna be stressin' But makin' a mess ain't the best kind of lesson You need to be steppin', correctin' your sentences Checkin' off lists with a sort of irrelevance Stealing the Lord is way out of the line Do you mind? He was fine 'til you came and pried him Up out of his highness, do you find this funny? Cause all I remember is my time and money Put into labor to make up the savior To savor the flavor, not pay for the major... Haters, but haters today is the paper for naysayers Pray for the J-takers, fakers and shakers Unh To break this down, to take this crown To paint his brow with a cape and cowl To face this clown with a tank and trowel Too basic now To crack this arc, too black at dark A little, red dot with a vicious bark To stop your heart, a question mark The pressure starts Unh A hidden figure with a finger on the trigger Another on the pulse and another in the middle Another with a ring and another he extends when he drinks
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To sleep is to submit is too sublime Lucidity washes over me, watches over me Red, yellow and green To stop is to give up is too not happening We find ourselves at home in time A place where we can stay awake And soon we'll cross the frozen river Until then, let's stay indoors To safe is not a choice it is a must The walls to keep the pigs and dogs and cats in proper penmanship Learn to engineer A science nonetheless, with proper ethics applied This house became a rocket ship We find ourselves at home in time A place where we can stay awake And soon we'll cross the frozen river Until then, let's stay indoors In the House of Lighters and Swords
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You know it ain't easy bein a Dad It's like the second hardest job you could ever have Payin the bills and raisin your kid Yo Dad, why don't you hit me with some gangsta shit Bein a Dad is hard as hell Always killin rattlesnakes takes its toll and well I'ma give the shit up turn in my badge Cause I'm sick of puttin' it in just one vag Maybe roam the land and go to Tennessee Or Seattle, I don't know, I just wanna be free A man's gotta roam, gotta sew my oats Another girl pregnant? I gotta go Bein a Dad…well let me tell ya I'm terrified of being a failure I just booked it and never looked back I'm sure I'll probably never regret that And then this is the part about bein' a bridge Bridgin' the land This side is land, this side is land Water in between... you're bridgin' the gap You can drive across it or back in the old days, you walked across it But you know it's a bridge So this is the bridge about literally being a bridge That's just one case of bein a Dad If you get to know one I'm sure they're not that bad People give them hard times, like to talk a lot of crap Which is basically why Dads are getting this bad rap I don't hate my Dad, I just wanted to show him All my Pokemon cards and how I've grown But I guess I'll make due with my fake Dad Tom Oh, and the first hardest job is being a Mom It ain't easy bein a Dad That's probably why mine turned tails and ran Maybe someplace better where it's way less crowded Hakuna Matata, but really I doubt it Mi casa, su casa, you no Mufasa You's a man, not a lion, or a bear or a tiger I don't blame you for leaving. I don't think you're a cunt So just hit me up dad and let's smoke a blunt
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There's no going back We just move forward On the one way track we're bolted to when we're first born We pick up pace the longer that we fail to grasp It's not a race, so why are we going so fast? I'm terrified of dying cause of everything I'd leave behind
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There's no going back We only move forward On the one way track we're bolted to when we're first born We pick up pace the longer that we fail to grasp It's not a race, so why are we going so fast?
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When Pete Wentz runs out of similes It'll be just like the end of the world In the eyes, minds and hearts of teenage girls When Pete Wentz runs out of similes It'll be just like the last of my weed Something I hold onto tightly to keep me through the boring night It came to me in headphone sight The veins like snakes The blades like planes The passengers are tiny waves I know I like you, and you like me But would you like to marry me? When Pete Wentz runs out of similes It'll be a dark day indeed It'll be just like the time you mistook what you want for what you need When Pete Wentz runs out of similes All our structure will crumble and we'll tumble on down to our knees I never knew how many ways there were for someone to say please The veins like snakes The blades like planes The passengers are tiny waves I know I like you, and you like me But would you like to marry me? When Pete Wentz runs out of similes We will age 30 years in a matter of seconds It seems that sometimes the freaks Have better beliefs than you think and the dreams are so sweet Oh, when Pete Wentz runs out of similes It will be just like a nuclear apocalypse And all the fallout seeped into our homes And kissed us on the lips The veins like snakes The blades like planes The passengers are tiny waves I know I like you, and you like me But would you like to marry me?
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Remeron 01:24
Whether the weather be hot Whether the weather be cold Whether the tethers are severed Or never together at all Synapses firing on all cylinders, my vision blurs My head is worse than a million words being spilled in verse I'm taking all these jagged, little pills to keep thoughts at bay Alanis Morissetting myself up for failure, it's all a game My third eyes blind, I'm talkin' myself off the ledge It's closing time, I hope that I can find a friend I never asked to be born this way, or born at all My inner demons are speed walking through this shopping mall I tell myself that it's all okay, we're all the same So how come some of us seem rattled, Seattle, Kurt go bang This self-defeating, depressing shit is getting old I inspire to rewire, not be pigeon-holed As this sad sack hack, it's wack, this asshole Has no hold on my act and that is factual
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Strongererer 02:43
If I'm here, there's something wrong I only show up when the pressures on And otherwise, I'm worlds apart Since I'm here, there's something wrong Looks like all the problems in the world are gone And I have to do something about it All I have is a guitar, an okay voice and a broken heart And enough cliche to power a country Since I'm here, I might as well I don't get used to how the pressure builds And there's nothing like a good, old fashioned hero I put myself at risk but it's for good I'll organize a team like Kanye would And we will be invincible until the ratings drop There's no more we can do, it's time to harvest what we've got We sell ourselves to make us seem much stronger than we are We'll make our music videos like we were superstars When Kanye West produces our next album, that will rule Look for it next Summer in your local high schools Oh, one day I'll do everything Until then I won't do anything It's not like anything is expected of me anyway Cause now I'm here, so have no fear I am no aquatic queer I am the Mercury in Farrokh Bulsara's dreams
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Now you're growing on your own No nutrients, your brittle, broken bones Collapse and leave you feeling dull The poison in your fingers and your skull Leak onto the page Threaten our lifestyles Bleed out on a stage Grow up and leave Now you're flying through this life No time to catch your breath or savor sights Wings, illusions in the sky The poisons getting stronger Live from day to day Getting sicker every minute A life-long decay Will eat you at the finish
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Dr. Pop 01:23
Walkin' up to you with a Coke bottle Gonna stab you in the face with a Coke bottle Coke bottle? Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Coke bottle Gonna sing into my Coke bottle Gonna stab you in the face with a Coke bottle Hey man, that's my Coke bottle No, fuck you, that's my Coke bottle Coke bottle, Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Pepsi can Pepsi can, Pepsi can It's a mothafuckin' Pepsi can Gonna stab holes with my Pepsi can Tine, little bits with a Pepsi can Pepsi can, cookie cutter Happy, little faces with a cookie cutter Wanna rock socks with a microphone Open heart surgery, microphone C'mon share that microphone No, fuck you bitch, it's a Coke bottle Coke bottle, Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Coke bottle Coke bottle, Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Coke bottle Coke bottle, Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Coke bottle Coke bottle, Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Coke bottle Coke bottle, Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Coke bottle Coke bottle, Coke bottle It's a mothafuckin' Coke bottle Coke bottle Coke bottle Coke bottle Dr. Pop
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Bury me Bury me Underneath the sea Drown me Trap me Beneath the waves Bury me Bury me Bury me Bury me I'm drifting down, down, down Touch the sand to my skin Peel and grate me away Pressure keeps me locked within Won't you fill my lungs I won't need air anymore I belong to the ocean Buried at sea once more Become one with the blue You'll feel the pressure too The guilt pulls down on you It's a burial at sea Proclaim, condemned The beginning of the end Suffer the sea It's too late for me Bury me Bury me Bury me Sunken down, down, down To the water I must bow Can't swim somehow There's no escape now Forget me now I'm lost too soon Times up for redemption It's the start of a monsoon Bury me Bury me Bury me Become one with the blue You'll feel the pressure too The guilt pulls down on you It's a burial at sea Bury me at sea Bury me at sea Remember me Take me under Dragged to deep Bury me at sea Bury me at sea Remember me Take me down Down underneath
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Zarathustra 03:42
If I kill it now it will never be alive again But if I pursue this I put myself at risk Sinking in my gut Standing up to you Bright eyed and bushy tailed Tell me, what can I do To be a more peaceful man A good postured citizen Horrible how it changed Because of our ignorance Crosses in our eyes Tissue on your tongue You say that you've found a God Well, I've found a better one Call all your cattle in Work on a battle plan It looks like there's no such thing As a more perfect man If by happenstance you were saved by an intervening force Would you claim you knew this Or pretend that it never happened Stabbing in your side Brambles on your head The zealots are gathering Muttering "God is dead" Delirium in the air Their faces of vacant stares Making a difference When nobody really cares Stigma in your eyes Stain on history You became the perfect man That you're supposed to be Shotgun in your hand Sandals on your feet The shepherd that guides us all Is someone we've never seen Sinking in my gut Standing up to you Bright eyed and bushy tailed Tell me, what can I do To be a more perfect man A good postured citizen Horrible how it changed Because of our ignorance Stigma in your eyes Stain on history You became the perfect man That you're supposed to be Shotgun in your hand Sandals on your feet The shepherd that guides us all Is someone we've never seen
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Yo, Golden Gram spit it for as long as you admit That all the crimes that I've committed are goin' down in the books There's a very fine line between your's and all mine So I think it's high time you question if you're a crook They say that chaos is a ladder If you're bad then I'm badder Don't get mad, you don't matter and you never did See, you're a wannabe, a phony Your homeless guy is no crony And you can kill your janitor goodbye cause he belongs to me Oh, you didn't hear the news? Bitch, I got gold shoes And I got a whole crew at the flick of my wrist So I offer you this: a swift kiss of my fist\ What you got to say to that, you fat, pathetic Bossbitch? "Oh wow! Wow! How cool! Oh, wow! You put another beat together and came up with some words that rhyme" "Oh, so you think you can do better than that" "No.. I KNOW I could do better than that. Anyone could do better than that. A mentally handicapped ocelot could do better than that" "Okay, motherfucker. You think you're so sweet, why don't you spit some shit" "You asked for it. Okay.." Your rhymes are all wack, your personas old hat You think that I can't write a rap? Well, you're wrong about that I'm takin' over Black Cat, Larry, you'd best watch your back They're gonna charge me with manslaughter after I murder this track You're gonna wish you were dead after I rip out your dreads Or I'll just snatch off that wig, it's not attached to your head Oh, and as for your crew, they don't even like you I couldn't think of how to end it.. so... Is that your big rebuttal? You trailed off and didn't rhyme Well, I could have thought of something if I just had the time Man, that sums you up perfectly, you can't think on spot Now where'd I put my gun cause you're about to get shot You mean this gun right here? Oh, you can't find the words? Does your vocabulary fail you, you big, golden nerd? Okay, you bested me this time, but Jon, you're my brother Why we always gotta be, like, fucking fightin' with each other? Oh, don't pull that on me. You started this first God damn it, how the hell does this gun even work? You just pull back the hammer (here?) no.. that's the trigger Jesus Christ, Jon you are one stupid- Woah! Easy there, that was about to get rough You should quit while you're ahead, you've appropriated enough Okay, I'll give you that one, man, this song is a jam So how should we end it? Man, I don't know.. DANCE!
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Booda 00:35
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Shits getting weird nowadays, no joke You're either in it to win it, or in it to smoke I have to admit that I wanted them both but it takes a lot of work and I'm damn near broke So I rose from the dead and I'm looking for brains Gotta eat other artists and finish the remains Got a shovel and a lantern, gonna dig me a grave Stand six feet deep as it fills up with rain Gonna drown my sorrows, there's no tomorrow Taken everything for granted, all the time that I borrowed Well I have to give it back to the world somehow Someway, some time well the time is now It isn't very good but it took a lotta years To release this piece to pierce through your ears Try to make something great for you all to hear Homophones can rhyme and I'll do it right here See, all I ever wanted was to make a rap record that wasn't just shit So I still try to reckon with the fact that I haven't See my past as a battle, breathe my last death rattle I'm sad I'll never see ya ever again So are we still friends? Time heals all wounds? How about distance? What if I move away and your memories fray? Did we ever make music anyway? (MIKE SHINODA) We're smoking dro with our bros in the back It's Happening, a certain level of wackness This songs too long, better hit my bong I've come full circle dog If you've gotten this far then I'm proud of you Not that pride really matters You know that that's true Truth is happiness ain't a warm gun at all It's how I feel in the Autumn when the leaves fall It's kickin' back with a blunt, relaxin' with my homies, watchin' Breakin' Bad, Passin' till the last ash It's funny how things change but seem to stay the same We remain in the same state in which we were raised We never do anything with the blank slate Just throw it in the corner, let the days waste Turn yellow while the dust just settles in the sun rays and collects Whats next? I hate Mondays too but you gotta make do You know haste makes waste but you gotta break through You gotta face the race cause we're waitin' for you Finish in last place? Don't worry that's cool It ain't about what happens at A and B It's all about experiences in between. So... We're smokin' dro with our bros in the back It's Happening, a Certain Level of Wackness All of you, I'm getting all of you and I'm….. I got a feeling, ferocious. I know it isn't hopeless When the going gets tough, the tough smoke roaches I'm focused like track 4 on Yoko. We never playin' that though, that's a no-go. Oh hell yeah bitch, I'm feelin' good yo. Workaholics commentary, gonna blow dro Fizzy pop smoke smells so good better than Dragon's Blood or Sandalwood Anyways, back to the bigger task at hand I'm tryin to make a point, or make demands I can't remember anymore, maybe I'm just jokin' when I say there's nothing more to life but drinkin' and smokin' I'm thinkin and hopin at least, I guess I mean, it could be worse, I could be dead I still have my health. I still have my head For what that's worth, I'm here on Earth I'm not on Saturn cause that would suck: No oxygen, no bag of blunts No traveling sound, no warming sun Just the freezing cold loneliness and nowhere to run I look around. I guess things aren't all that bad We got fire, water, air, dirt and magnets yeah Is it a miracle, all that we have? Some squid-faced god? Or circumstance? Things take a dark turn and the world will burn Somehow without fuel we'll adapt and learn We'll recede underneath till the time is right Until then when we wait, go to sleep, goodnight Yeah A baby blanket and a mischievous memory Always reminds me of who I pretend to be A wish I wasted I miss my basement The bed was comforting The A/C cooling me My arrest remains shrouded in mystery. Nobody knows so they're repeating the history. Channel surfing, flannel wearing Hipster-eating monsters breeding A new perspective put a prism in your outlook A rainbow comes from putting passion over Facebook Pretendinitis, Polluticorn wishes Recyclops was never born Poppin' off a poppy seed, pocket full of posies Liven up the limit cuz I'm livin' with this gross beat Chall know me Cha hurr me Cha love me...
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There was a birthday cake, confetti in the sky A bunch of Ice Capades not holstered to the side A rhythmic paradise, arithmetic, a pair of dice Decisions, incisions, decisions, dissections Some used up coffee grounds, a shadow at the door The vermin will return and it'll bring back more A constant throwaway, a thorough castaway Outbred, fed and dashed display Decisions, decisions, decisions Decisions, decisions, decisions There was a Summer's night with a burst of cherry-lime After tax, your total comes to being skinned alive There's no more cash, you crash against the shores again Decisions, decisions, decisions, decisions A-merry middle aged and middle class You keep the Mustang full of gas Remember 1990? Nighty-nighty fun No, that was so damn long ago I'll never ever take that road again Decisions, decisions, decisions Decisions, decisions, decisions Let's make a Will Ferrell movie Starring everyone that you've ever known And it's a total bomb and no one will show To the world premier at the carnival
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No Line 00:27
Ain't dyin' I'm just blind From throwin' up all the time No lyin'
82.
Be Happy 01:30

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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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