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The last rap song from It's Happening to be scrapped midway through, this was just a silly song about The Golden Girls. It didn't originally end with the theme song from the show but there were no lyrics written for the part and it just kind of happened while Alex and I were recording it. I had planned on having a whole series of "Havin' a" and "Bein' a" songs including "Bein' a Dad" "Bein' a Dog" "Havin' a Beard" and brand new "Eatin' a Ass"

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First, wipe your feet
Then leave your shoes at the door
Then scooch your patootie, get closer, get more
You want some lasagna?
Then you gotta promise that you know the score

Four lovely ladies who lavishly lay thee on down
It's a hot Florida night in the dark part of town
Medicare? In a minute here, we're gonna need
St. Olaf to bring in emergency teams
To pick up the pieces of pelvis all over the scene
To put 'em together in Savannah heat
To mail you back home to old Sicily
Send kisses from me

Thank you for bein' a friend
Travel down the road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante
Thank you for bein' a friend

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from The Rind pt. 2: Rotten (A Collection of Songs Written and Recorded 2008​-​2023), released December 25, 2023
Eric Bennett - beat, lyrics, vocals
Alex Phillips - production
Andrew Gold and Cynthia Fee - lyrics

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