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While recording It's Happening pt. 1 I was given a few beats by Alex Nouhan who makes some of the best music I've ever heard. I wrote these lyrics and presented this to him and for some reason it never ended up on the album or any album. It's a quintessential party song and makes reference to the time Doc Dave let a bunch of people do mushrooms in his uncle's house while he was dog sitting. We were right assholes about the whole thing. Anyway... this song is great.

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Sitting down, rollin' a blunt
Yeah, another one
You thinkin' that I'm finally done?
No way, I just begun

We havin' fun
A pint of rum and Hawaiian Punch for lunch
Followed by another couple hundred blunts

Fuck... okay, maybe bad idea
I'ma stumble-thru the party lookin' for my beer
Find a red cup, take a sip-
"Ah, fuck" Tastes like ass, full of ashes and cigarette butts

I'm givin' no fucks
I see some ho-sluts
I wanna introduce myself and get 'em suckin' both nuts
I go up, trip over myself and throw up
"Will someone please call all the ambulances?
"No"
"What?"

Oh no, here we go
If you gon' rush 'em high
Then I'm gon' rush 'em low
Hit 'em at the same time
Take off the torso
Then throw a peace sign at Alanis Morse Code

Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
There's a party over here and you can't come
Unless you got some liquor and a bag of blunts

Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
There's a party over here, you can't come in
So gets the fuck out but leave your girlfriend

Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
There's a party over here but don't tell anyone
I'm dog sittin' for my uncle while he's on vacation

Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
There's a party over here that I threw for myself
This is literally the worse that I've ever felt

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from The Rind pt. 2: Rotten (A Collection of Songs Written and Recorded 2008​-​2023), released December 25, 2023
Alex Nouhan - beat
Eric Bennett - lyrics, vocals

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