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Schizophrenic Rapasaurus (Clap is the New Snare)

from The Juiciest Slices by The Pineapple Army

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I'm an embarrassed bitch.
I spend money like I think I'm rich.
I'm so broke I can't be fixed.
I'm so scary you can call me It
said I'm so hairy like Cousin Itt

Fire to my face and chahurr the sizzle.
Pursed to my lips, but it ain't no whistle.
That's why motherfuckers be callin' me E-Bizzle
cause I got the gifts. Now come get a fistful.

We're so fly, yeah, we the bees knees.
Come 'round here and blaze the bleezeys.
They hit the weak spot like Achilles.
Pass while the weeds hot, bitch, it's easy

Only roads I walk are Abbey.
Only those who want can gave me.
Tears for Fears must have some bad dreams
(I can't breathe)

Cats are lax and cataracts attacks the backs of pupil sacs
and Max just acts like fatty acids don't react to flaccid plastic.

I ain't eat no watermelon. Y'all can check my germs.
I be playin' X-Box and dissectin' little worms.
I went to Colorado and I got myself a perm.
Bitch, we playin' Uno and I skipped your turn.
Then the beat goes missin' and you bitches never learn
that when you sharp as a knife then you gonna get hurt
and when you hard like butter then you gonna get churned
and when y'all hear me rap y'all just say, 'word'.
Word.

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from The Juiciest Slices, released December 13, 2013

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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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