I didn't come here to start a fight
but we're gonna smoke a lot of gans tonight.
So bring your bong and bring your pipe
let's smoke a blunt, we got the right
as Americans, we love our weed
born in our blood, part of our country.
Don't try to deny it. You've got the need.
It's comin' your way, better puff that green.
Call it common corruption, a disfunction junction.
While you're bein' dunces we're pumpin' production.
Come a little closer and I'll tell you something,
"you'll fuckin' love it". I got a hunch
that we'll legalize this bitch, put it in Bisquick,
make some fuckin' pancakes, cover it in syrup.

If you love it say 'hells yeah'
Puff puff puff puff puff puff pass.
If you love it raise your hand
Puff puff puff puff puff puff pass.
If you're hatin' then bitch back off
when you puff puff puff puff puff puff cough.
You think you're cool when you're nothin' at all
cause you puff puff puff puff puff puff cough.
(NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH)

I'm mad at how good that this song sounds.
Can you feel that bass bumpin' underground?
Can you smell that shit from across town?
It's errywhere. We can't be found.
We're anonymous, can't see our faces.
Chron to kiss, now I lost my place...
I'm mad at how good that this song sounds.
I wrote that down. How now brown cow.

I don't bullshit. I ain't kiddin' around.
Venturin' verde while you're burning brown.
Eight days later when you finally found
in a ditch like a bitch while I'm frontin' a frown.
i've been high for four years, twenty days and a month.
I haven't came down since then, not once.
I was high on probation when I took piss tests.
Gibbs is a bitch. I will shit on his chest.

When the clock is ringing overhead and churches are abandon,
you know how many people are in the congregation.
FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY AND COUNTING!
When heaven is below the bar and all the bars are closed,
how many drinks will you consume?
FOUND HUNDRED TWENTY AND COUNTING!
When planets use telescopes to rate you [1] to [10],
you know exactly where you stand.
FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY AND COUNTING!
When intelligence is all that's left and you're the only prophet,
how many years will we stay high?
FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY AND COUNTING!