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Curbstomp JK Rowling (Benjamin Beezy and Ronald Weasley)

from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2 by The Pineapple Army

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Old King Cole was a merry old soul
and a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
then them mothafuckas smoked weed.

This is just a song about smokin' a blunt,
drinkin' alcohol and gettin' real fucked up.

Old King Cole is a fuckin' asshole
and he rides in a limousine.
He called you a bitch and he called for a ho
and he ruptured your brother's spleen.
(Now that's mean)

When I was born I was grey and decrepit,
ugly, rejected, downright disrespected.
I'm infected by your genetics.
Let's get a mob and kill Alexa Vega.

It's another song about smokin' a blunt.
Yeah, I did it again mothafucka. So what?
It's all that I do man. What do you want?
A fuckin' medal or something?
Should I roll you a blunt? YES!!
Success, you correctly guessed
the answer the question that the teacher asked.
You passed. You're finally done.
Pimpin' is a science here in Smokin' 101.

This is just a song about goin' to school,
gettin' good grades and obeyin' the rules.

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from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2, released December 25, 2013

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