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Sasquatch in a Wooden Box (Silicone Mountain: AVALANCHE​!​!​!​)

from The Juiciest Slices pt. 3 - Every Last Drop by The Pineapple Army

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I wrote a lot of songs about Jesus. I almost didn't include this song on the compilation because it's kind of stupid but it's some of the only good screaming I've ever done and the guitar sounds cool so... here it is.

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I am hunting for the most expensive way to make money
Cause working each and every day has grown boring
So I'll grab a reel of film, go exploring, find a cool and easy mil

No one to guide me, I am trekking on my own
My trusty camera, convenient, doubles as a phone
If I spot treasure, help is just a call away
I brought ammo to make sure my secrets safe

It's getting dark now
My eyes are weighted down with sand
Out of the shadows comes a large and hairy man
He begs forgiveness, not to throw him under locks
I show no mercy, I nail him tight inside a box

Show him to doctors
Genetics, here's your missing link
He came right to me, it wasn't one bit challenging
I'll take my money and my spot in local news
My daring feature: capturing the King of Jews

Sasquatch in a wooden box
Sasquatch! Sasquatch!

Confetti is petty
Ready?
I seem to be getting heavy
Bloated up with all my sin
Weighted down by hospices
Translucent hands with eyes inside
See everything you try to hide
Behind your back is cyanide
In bible form through rising tide
Wash the sand, the footprints gone
Now no one tends to tag along
The point was lost so find a way
Back to the times of better wastes

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from The Juiciest Slices pt. 3 - Every Last Drop, released April 20, 2023
Eric Bennett - beat, guitar, lyrics, vocals

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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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