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There are seven apple cores rotting in the basket.
There are several hundreds more if you can imagine.
There are pieces on the board representing every faction.
There is no peace from war. You can't do that subtraction.

Oh, is that so?
Because everything has been so touch and go.
And so we don't know when to ebb and when to flow.

Suddenly things take a turn for the worst and we're staring at something enchanting
but it comes from behind, slips a blade in your spine. You said earlier that this would happen.
So I run, flip the switch, kill the son of a bitch. Like I swore that I'd do in your honor.
All that does is create a sick circle of snakes that are endlessly eating each other.

Endlessly eating each other.

We're scraped together and basic veterans, we're made better than ancient weapons
and now that the planet has finally stopped spinning we're right where we ought to be, it's really happening!
Soon, soon the blood red balloon will go "pop", we'll get caught in a storm and then "BOOM".
We'll end up in a hospital, stuck on the moon with no doctor, a monster, a Judoon platoon.
Snooping for goons but can only find humans. Marooned with no food yet the nuisance eludes them,
corners the doctor with only a straw and starts sucking the life out his body.....I'm so high.


from It's Happening II: Dungeons & Dungeons, released June 19, 2016




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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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