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I uppercutted an alien on my first try.
I tried to battle dyslexia but I failed.
I solved the problem of sound without looking
at the orchestra of orphans right in front of me.
I'm going deaf the more I'm getting cold.
I'm taking seven kinds of pills to keep me feeling okay.
I sank a treasure every time you thought I robbed a bank.
I never would anything like that to fix the economy.
Horrible humans dressed in debonaire disguises,
clowns in coverup in many different sizes
so you laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh
and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh
and have a good time.

I got a monkey and a bushel of asparagus.
I eat my veggies everyday like I'm an octopus.
I put a tax upon the House of Representatives.
I'm sending letters to their house, prove I know where you live.
The information that I'm getting isn't fundamental.
A pound of sassafras could almost turn me governmental.
The alcoholic is a genie in a federal of dispute
for custody of nothing. Somethings coming over you.
Equestrians are testing, messing with the levers,
letting Irish Setters setting records, effort is the only ending.
Another child missing, amplified in AMBER listing.
I blame everyone who's listening. Their interest is, you know, iffy.
But, if your dime a dozen skies don't end up in Jamaica,
carpet a new cocoon and see how far that rug will take you.
It's not a polyurethane practice like an automatic
but it has power like a politician stopping traffic.

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from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2, released December 25, 2013

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The Pineapple Army Michigan

I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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