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Take it back with a fruit filled lollipop.
Plop it on your head and drop it 'til you don't stop...
I mean 'go'. Like you didn't know.
I'm sedated and elated to blow out your blowhole.
Jonah and the whale, like a Dane Cook joke,
like a bottle of Coke that Doc Dave stole.
There's certain things that we get that you just don't
and we feel bad that you had to go,
but a bitch is a bitch and a ho is a ho,
and you were both, and we could tell.

So, if we see you around we'll be sure to say 'yo'
but why'd you have to go and throw the stone through the window.

I've been puttin' up signs for 23 days.
Has anybody seen my homie Doc Dave?
If you could respond, the numbers 558...
I forget the rest cause I'm so fuckin' baked.
I just bought this 20 dollar bag of skank,
got the pineapple flavoring and I'm ready to blaze.
Smoked out of Lucifer 'til I'm in a haze.
If I could only pass this bowl to Doc Dave...
But he's probably smokin', chokin',
and rollin' a blunt and tokin' that shit until his face is broken,
until both of his eyes are floating in the back of his head
where they'll remain 'til he's dead.
Now he can't see shit, oh wait, he grew new eyeballs instead.
Then we hacked into his Myspace and deleted us as friends
and we never ever never never saw him again.
Sometimes I miss him and sometimes I almost text him.
Oh, did I mention, Doc Dave is a Mexican?

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from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2, released December 25, 2013

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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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