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Deep below the earth is a pulsating pile of afterbirth.
Just when you thought that the threat was gone,
out pops that old Mexitron.
He's been living amongst us for centuries,
in the middle of the Earth, hundred ten degrees,
crashed the Titanic in the middle of the sea,
killed Kurt Cobain and Eazy-E.
The noise subsides. Could you peak outside?
Dear God, why!? We're all gonna die
by the hands of a guy who made fat ladies cry
who made reindeer fly every time he gets high.

Look up into the sky.
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a Mexican guy
shooting red laser beams out of his eyes.
Burn a hole in your face so that you don't even try
to combat Mexitron.

"Ole! Would you like a taco sir?"
"No thanks. I'm a real Mexican robot and I don't eat tacos, Senior.
That shits disgusting. I would rather just smoke a blunt"
I would rather just smoke a blunt with Mexitron.
We would all rather smoke a blunt with Mexitron.
C'mon let's smoke a blunt with Mexitron.
When you combat Mexitron with Mexitron.

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from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2, released December 25, 2013

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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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