"Mountaintop Waterdrop" as spoken by Edward James Olmos unto Joaquin Phoenix

One, now place ya bets. You don't don't need a 2 3 b4 u 4get.
J to the olly. B to the eard. People laugh when I'm comin but I wanna be feared.
So I paint my face like I'm Violent J, go to Bishop Park with the ukule
and I play out my heart singin "Girls Not Grey" and the Theme from Titanic by Celine Dijionaise.

But still, they all wanna laugh at me. It's true, comedy begets tragedy.
But I'll hit my bong and I carry on cause the day's be long. Better play my song.
No work put in, the response I get could make a man start to waver in his confidence.
It's honest shit but it's a constant bitch and I've been building up my tolerance.

Blunts, yeah I smoked a few. You know I ain't being stingy you can have one too.
Better get that goo deep inside your lungs, grab you a tool to scoop the resin,
save it for later, got a nasty ass flavor but you know it gets you higher than an elevator on the 99th floor of the World Trade Center. 2001, September 11th...

…just kiddin. Israel, Palestine layin on the low line.
You can't man, there's no run and no hide. You nosedive, you rose, died, corrode guy.
You gross pile of decomposing whole style.
Alex picks up where I left off and then we drive to the store to get some pizza.
Throw pineapples on it and extra cheese. Double bake that shit it looks just like me.
There's no denying it! I'm the Boss! So gimme them sticks with the Crazy Sauce.

You driving me crazy.
You driving me Crazy Sauce, it's true.

Fish man with a fish mangina. Hook you in the mouth like a live white rhino.
Sawtrap, but not for cats. Lighting fools up with the wizard staff.
A fish dick just ain't legit. Sing it one time and you never quit like:
Jollybeard here, put in my two cents: Won't somebody pay my neighbor's rent?
Like Bamanemehneneh.
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