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Funeral for a Famous Person

from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2 by The Pineapple Army

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I'm a quatrain on the tracks behind the abandon building that you drag virgins to.
I'm a meta for Darfur when it needed an alpha.
I'm the pick of the patch in a barrel of brine pickling like cucumbers in the sun.
I'm the best thing to happen to the worst people.
I'm the music stands a dwarf couldn't reach so she'll never learn to read.
I'm the back-masked crusader saving for personal gain.
I'm the golden boy with the pineapple heart
with the chocolate insides and you tear me apart.
I'm the last thing the early bird every sees.

I'm a head-phony singing songs I don't even know.
I'm the metro-gnome still jumping at the sheets.
I'm the synthe-size her up and see if she'll fit in a burlap sack full of rocks.
I'm a fifth of Jaegermeister with no double entendre.

No.

I'm the jacket off the hanger. Where is my samaritan?
I'm a bible in the pocket of an atheist.
I am Michael Myers at Camp Crystal Lake.
I'm a beggar and I choose what I can take.
I'm a new approach to artistry. I'm harboring the energy.
The fallacy of wizardry is that it isn't meant to be.

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from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2, released December 25, 2013

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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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