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Don't tell Dave or the monster will eat you,
meet you at the door then start to creep out.
His mouth is a vacuum spout and he'll
suck our your blood and cause a drought.
If you chat with the Mexicant, I'm sorry man.
You fucked up, that's that.
Get a little bit fat. Get a lotta bit beat
when your feet get eaten by a ten foot creature.
Save your lip and button it up.
You should've learned your lesson, hate to bust ya nuts,
but it's about that time that you feel the cut
then your brain falls out like, "dude." "WHAT?!"
Put yourself together cause you look like shit.
Now the monster makes an appetizer out of your skin.
He's got your epidermis in an enchilada,
cuttin' you up into you by-products.

Here's a sad, sad story 'bout a guy I know.
He showed up to my house with an ounce of dro.
I said, "That's straight. Just don't tell Dave."
But he did and now he ain't got no face.
When you have a secret, it's hard not to keep it,
unless you want all your organs secreted,
and turned into a liquid and froze in a freezer
and used as refreshments when quenching is needed.

Don't tell Dave or the monster will eat you.

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from The Juiciest Slices Pt. 2, released December 25, 2013

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I've always been terrible at writing biographies so why stop now. We're probably a band from Michigan. We don't adhere to a specific genre which causes mild schizophrenia in certain individuals. We will write commercial jingles for the right price and we do NOT play at weddings, only funerals. ... more

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