You know it ain't easy bein a Dad.
It's like the second hardest job you could ever have:
payin the bills and raisin your kid.
Yo Dad, why don't you hit me with some gangsta shit.

Bein a Dad is hard as hell.
Always killin rattlesnakes takes its toll and well,
I'ma give the shit up and turn in my badge.
Cause I'm sick of stickin it in just one vag.
Maybe roam the land and go to Tennessee
or Seattle, I don't know, I just wanna be free.
A man's gotta roam, gotta sew my oats,
another girl pregnant? I gotta go!
Bein a Dad…well let me tell ya…
I'm terrified of being a failure.
I just booked it and never looked back.
I'm sure I'll probably never regret that!

That's just one case of bein a Dad.
If you get to know one I'm sure they're not that bad.
People give them hard times, like to talk a lot of crap
which is basically why Dads are getting this bad rap.
I don't hate my Dad, I just wanted to show him
all my Pokemon cards and how much I've grown.
But I guess I'll make due with my fake Dad Tom.
Oh, and the first hardest job is being a Mom.

It ain't easy bein a Dad.
That's probably why my turned tails and ran.
Maybe someplace better where it's way less crowded.
Hakuna Matata, but really I doubt it.
Mi casa, su casa, you no Mufasa.
You's a man, not a lion, or a bear or a tiger.
I don't blame you for leaving. I don't think you're a cunt.
Just hit me up dad and let's smoke a blunt!!